Thursday, February 18, 2010

Our first snow trip


Last weekend we went to the snow for the very first time. My kids have never touched snow and I myself haven't touched snow in 30 years. Can you believe it? Yep, I think the last time I went to the snow was with YTF. Fortunately we found a couple of seasoned families to accompany us newbies.

Some of you may be thinking that I really missed out on the fun of skiing/snowboarding all these decades... and maybe you are right to some degree. But the way I see it, those fun activities come at a steep cost that don't justify the fun. Honestly, I've heard way too many stories of people getting stuck in the snow/traffic resulting in seven hours of travel time and just the thought of being trapped in a car that long with my screaming kids would kill me. And then you have to buy the gear, and take lessons, and take a day off from work... And did I mention the risk of injuries? Just last month two CIBCers had a dislocated shoulder and broken arm! Um, no thank you. I survived this long without swimming, I think I can do the same without skiing.

Thanks to Hebron, we were able to secure a wonderful cabin in Twain Harte. The grand total for two nights rental, food and gas came out to about $270/family. The 2.5-hour, 125-mile scenic drive was a breeze with zero traffic and no need for chains. In fact, we didn't even see snow until 15 minutes before our destination. I'm guessing by next month most of the snow will be gone.

The kids, aged 3 to 9, played very well together. Dustin has been dying to play in the snow. He would often tell me how his friends always go up to the snow every year and how come we don't. And how they've gone to Disneyland every year and us only once... My response would be, "Sorry Dustin, but who said life was fair? If life was fair, your friend's parents would've given birth to twins and you would be born into their family. And it's not just unfair to you... If life was fair for me, I would have children that appreciate being part of our family and not whiny little ingrates that wants what everyone else has." Life is so unfair.

The first day the incredible Hung shoveled a nice long slope for us just above the cabin. And here was my first interaction with snow in 30 years! It was an absolute blast!

The second day we discovered a giant open space below the cabin.
We called this place the "lake".

Lining up for the sled race.

We had nice sunny weather in the low 60s, I didn't have to wear my jacket once.

I wonder if those sleds have a weight restriction.

Both nights I waited until the final (north) round to stage my miraculous comeback.
Them women don't know what hit them!

The view from atop the giant slope. Everyone vacated at lunch time
and we owned the mountain. Sweet!

We owned the lake too. There was no one else in sight.

The gentle slope on the lake was perfect for the younger kids.

My van seats 8, but we easily fit 12. All the slopes were within walking distance
but we were quite pooped after several hours of playing.

After a long day, half of us passed out immediately.

Below is a three minute video that summarizes the weekend.
It was such a delight, we're already planning for next year.




Photo credit to most photos: HM

Friday, February 5, 2010

Free Grand Slam at Denny's again

Just like last year, Denny's will once again offer a free Grand Slam breakfast on Tuesday, February 9. And like last year, I'm sure to be there again. It will be a great start to my long day of sitting in a courthouse listening to boring testimony. Yes, I am currently on jury duty.

Follow the link for more details:

http://www.dennys.com/superbowl/splash1.html

Monday, February 1, 2010

My latest assignment: press photographer

Last week at the eleventh hour, I was summoned to be official press photographer (although I prefer to be known as a photo-journalist) for some big event involving the members of the Enormously Vile Infamous Leaders. Apparently some important Mega-Lord was visiting. As always, the Captain can't get her act together and is too cheap to hire a pro... So I'm sent out with my five year-old, mostly-working, half-dependable D70. Enjoy.

My handiwork is visible on all three vehicles. You already know I designed the community bus.

Remember my green logo?

My first buswrap design. This bus is like a rolling classroom (with flat screen tv's) educating seniors and the disabled about taking public transportation. Hmm, I wonder who's inside...

We readily offer crash courses in driving. And we only hire the best drivers. You're not qualified unless you're able to make the bus look like this.

OMG!! Is that really Senator Blablah Bonkers??!! She's so much taller on television.

Reporter: Um Senator... Senator... Hey, this isn't really her! We've been tricked! It's a wax dummy! Oh wait, it's breathing...
Bonkers: Sorry boys, I was just having a rigor mortis moment. What? You think it's easy living with ice in your veins??

Henchman: You see Senator, this motor can shred a person into a hundred unrecognizable pieces. Now we just have to figure out how to get Carly to stand in front of the bus..."
Mayor Chucky: She's meeting with me next week. We can make it look like an accident.

Reporter: Mr Mayor, what are your plans beyond your term? Will you run for re-election?
Mayor Chucky: I'm currently in talks – or may I say "grunts" – with Hollywood for the next Addams Family movie. They think I'm a shoo-in for Lurch!

Bonkers: Let me tell you all, Obummer is a wimp! That's right, I said it! It was MY idea to waste these stimulus dollars for a fleet of unneeded hybrid buses and Prius vehicles to combat that ludicrous global warming concept. Yes, mark my words, this will be MY legacy! Because after I'm long gone and after the hybrids become obsolete... your children, and your children's children... they will all continue to remember me. How's that you ask? Because they will still be paying off the bill!! Muwahahahahahaha!!!!

Reporter: Senator Bonkers, with last week's crushing defeat in Massachusetts, is it true your party has lost touch with not only Republicans but Independents also? What can you do to reach across to the other side... to let them know you understand their frustration and feel their pain?
Bonkers: Quite frankly, what you are asking is impossible. I absolutely CAN NOT do that. I mean, how can you expect me to feel for the other half of the country when on most days I can't even feel the other half of my body?!

Reporter:
Senator Bonkers, as a tireless champion for a woman's right to choose and protecting the right to partial birth and late-term abortions... in your opinion, when is a fetus considered to be a human being?
Bonkers: When it votes Democrat!

Monday, January 25, 2010

My first princess party

Earlier this month I attended my first princess party at Super Franks to celebrate Tia's birthday. I've always heard of these princess parties but with raising two boys, I've never gotten a chance to witness one. Now that Justine is three, I'm getting the feeling we'll be attending more of these girlie parties.

This is a huge departure from those Pump it Up and Chuck E Cheese parties. Energy and chaos is replaced with manners and beauty. Less stress, calmer, and better food too.

No running, jumping, or yelling, just little well-behaved girls and their gushing parents romping about. It's like nothing I've ever experienced before! There must have been some sort of drugs permeating the air.

In the dressing room behind the castle, the girls fight for select an outfit and gets their hair done by the professional princess.

The girls are then given instructions on how to be a proper little princess. How to lead on boys to make them do things for you and how to dump them while faking the tears. That boy was the test subject.

Each princess is then individually introduced with their princess wish. Justine's princess wish is to have her brothers live with someone else.

Last minute instructions before eating. "Pizza is to be properly eaten with a fork and knife." That poor lonely knight will grow up wishing these pictures never resurface again.

I don't need no stinkin' fork and knife!

Yes, I am a princess and I will have you wrapped around my little finger!

Friday, January 22, 2010

Christmastime (long overdue)



Sorry for the delay, I meant to get it up sooner.

Shot from approx. 70 ft. away in 720HD with the incredible Canon Powershot SX20is.
(Thanks, Wong See Mo)

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Dropbox - A must have for multiple computers


Do you have multiple computer at home? Or do you always take your work home with you on a jump drive? Or do you email yourself files so you can access from another computer? Your solution: Dropbox.

I recently started using Dropbox and it's great. I can upload/download files from my computer, laptop and iPhone. And I always know where the most up-to-date file is. It is fully integrated into my operating system, so it's just listed as another folder in my home folder. Other than the first time setting it up, there's no logging in, just instant access as if it was resident on your hard drive.

This cloud-computing service is a stripped down version of Apple's $99 MobileMe, but it's free for the first 2gb of storage. After that, it's $9.99/mo. for 50gb and $19.99 for $100gb.

Learn more about and download your Dropbox here: https://www.dropbox.com/tour

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

So are you REALLY a PC??


Here's a shout out to all my Chinese peecee readers. I just ran across this ad this morning and HAD to ask one question: Are the people at Microsoft nuts?? Are they really that clueless?? Okay, that was two questions.

Do they really think that featuring this handsome fella is a positive representation of the "pc" people? Do they think this will really drive sales or reconvert Mac switchers? Yes dude, I totally believe Windows 7 was your idea. And I do believe that Windows 7 was made for people like you, just like parenting classes and tetanus shots.

I mean really, if Microsoft bought General Mills, I could only imagine what kind of social rejects would be gracing the Wheaties boxes – Dennis Rodman? If Microsoft was smart, they would parade this guy to all the Apple Stores just to drive customers away. And what the heck is he buying? Looks like vinyl at Rasputin's.

Question: so are mohawks making a comeback? I've seen a couple lately. Honestly I see no benefits of looking like a freak unless you want a career delivering pizzas. And even if it were making a comeback, I'm not sure it's working with this particular guy. Maybe he needs some piercings or tats to complete the look.

Sure, he's younger and hipper than John Hodgeman of the "I'm a Mac" commercials, but I just don't see normal, civilized, non-skateboarding-trailer-punk people wanting to be more like him. Those castoffs are already on Windows because OSX won't sync their Zunes!

And the worst thing? He's Asian!! Is there any other ethnicity that is sure to fail as trying to be anything remotely non-law-abiding! This guy looks like a former playground bully that never grew up and still likes beating up nerds. PC's beating up on fellow pc's – that's gotta suck.

Though I saw this ad on BostonHerald.com, my guess is it was originally aimed for the Yakuza-wannabe crowd in Japan or the gangs in Chinatown. Sadly, here in the United States, Wiliam Hung would've been the best choice. Sigh.

I'm sorry, but some pc people just need to remain as pc people.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Hello outside world...


A few of you have inquired about my lack of blogging or my inconsistent blogging the last few months, and I thank you for your concern. My life has been busy and eventful as usual, and there's lots going on at my job, but my communications have been crippled. Yes, I've been cut off from blogging at work.

Back in October, Godfather Merciless dropped the hammer and blocked all internet access to all social networking sites including my blogger site, Facebook, and Scrabble! – my one and only joy around here. Yup, all gone! He realized that all these external sites were providing an unnecessary source of happiness and hope... all of which are detrimental to the corporate morale code. In fact, happiness goes directly against our company motto: "If you are cheerful, you better be fearful!" Happy people have a tendency to disappear around here.

To further push his message across, last week I was summoned to attend the meeting of the Enormously Vile Infamous Leaders. Together with the Godfather, Captain, Sarge, and Major, we snaked down to the darkest depths of the underworld. I was told to bring my camera to capture a few beheadings to serve as a warning to my fellow inmates of the consequences of any illegal outside access. (The picture above is all I dare to publish. It is shot far from the back to spare you from seeing these hideous beings up front.)

Right now, the only way I can get this blog out is to bribe one of the prison guards with contraband. In return I get temporary secret access. But to keep the bribes going, I would need to further stock up on cigarettes and toilet paper…

So yes, I'm still alive. And hopefully I can find time to keep on blogging. The problem is, most of my blogging is done spur of the moment and on the fly. Without instant publishing abilities, I don't know if my material can come out on a timely basis. And when I get home, I'm instantly swarmed by the demands of three little monsters. Sigh. So please be patient, and I thank you for visiting.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Jailbreak your iPhone


This Christmas I gifted the wife and myself two unlocked iPhones, courtesy of friends who like to upgrade. An unlocked iPhone makes sense for us because we want all the features of the iPhone but want to stick to our prepaid plan with zero monthly charges. Sure, with the lack of a data plan, it's not always fun looking for a wifi hotspot, but when we think of the $30 (each) we save every month, we realize it's a luxury we rather not pay for.

Since we've received our phones, many many of you have come to me asking for advice on either jailbreaking their phone, or getting an unlocked one. Somehow, a waiting list for people who want me to find them a used iPhone has already formed... I was going to write a tutorial, but even better, I found a great all-you-need-to-know-about-iPhone post at Simon's iPhone Blog and pasted it below. I've learned a lot from Simon!

So far I've already easily unlocked three iPhones and jailbroken three iPod Touches for my guinea pig friends. And their devices are still working to this day! Worst comes to worst, you can easily restore your iPhone in iTunes back to factory settings at any time. So if you're thinking of taking the plunge, I say go for it! Who says you can't record video on a 2g or 3g iPhone? or download physical files from YouTube? or create folders to organize your icons? or have five icons on the bottom?! You can on a jailbroken iPhone! And if you're thinking of upgrading your iPhone, please contact me, I know of several people readily waiting to buy your old iPhone.

Have a Happy New Year!

Get to know your iPhone with iPhone Tips


Interesting iPhone Apps to Try Out

Jailbreaking Your iPhone
You may heard of the term “Jailbreaking” for iPhone. But what does it mean? Check out the articles to learn more how jailbreaking can make the most out of your iPhone. [Note: Jailbreaking is not a must. So, do read through the article before you take the action.]

iPhone Jailbreak Tips
You already plan to jailbreak your iPhone but encounter some issues. Here are a few tips that may help you out.

Interesting Apps & Themes for Jailbroken iPhone
Okay, now you have already jailbroken the iPhone. Check out some of the interesting apps from cydia and Winterboard to make your iPhone stand out from the crowd.

Happy New Year! And enjoy your new phone and have a great start of 2010!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009