My wife is crushed.

I've been trying to tell her for years! She wouldn't believe me 10 years ago when I told her about Rosie either... Remember, I worked in the crotch heart of West Hollywood for five years! Every year the gay parade ends and disperses into the parking lot of my Pavilions (Safeway) store. I observed and studied their mannerisms as they giggled and fondled my vegetables... So it's safe to say my eye is a bit more keen than others. Man, he looks more and more like a woman every time I see him! If you took away his glasses and put on some lipstick, you'll get Annette Benning!

It's OK honey, I don't think all the guys on Dancing with the Stars are gay...

And speaking of DWTS, has Cheryl been working out (at the buffet line)? Is it any coincidence that she gets partnered with a big strong athlete rather than Cody or Lance? Good thing for Maurice is that the heavy lifting won't happen until freestyle week at the finals.