Link: Gilroy Gardens
Gilroy Gardens is probably one of the more wholesome family-oriented places you can take your small children. No foul-mouthed greasy punks, ghetto bangers, or teenage moms like at Great America or Six Flags. Just proper families with polite and obedient children like yours and mine :)
And now is the best time to go since the weather is cooling down because Gilroy can get plenty hot. We go at least once a year. And we always like to go with other families. That way, someone else can watch and entertain your kids while you sneak off and eat garlic fries by yourself (you know who you are).
Below are some photos from our last trip there this summer.
Most of the rides had zero lines, you just walk on (over and over again).
No gangbangers, but Asian drivers everywhere!
The view from atop the ferris wheel. "Daddy, something hit me on top of the head..."
The future greasy teens and ghetto bangers.
How come you show future ghetto bangers but not the future teen moms?
ReplyDeleteIf I show the future teen moms, then their parents will get upset and no longer read my blog. :o
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